- What?! Which knee was it?
- Ha! You wouldn't tell, would you now.
- No, I couldn't tell which.
- Good. Let's keep it that way.
- Hm, actually... It was the right knee, wasn't it?
- Yeah, but you only say so because it's always the right knee.
- No. It's always the wrong knee.
- This is so going on rateyoursuchar.com.

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